Greetings, clickers and scrollers. Welcome to The Daily Transient; a place for the mercurially minded. A place to one minute call home then curse as a prison of esoteric drivel the next. Between these paperless pages you will soon find your fill of fun facts and many a foray into unfounded folly.
As editor of this page it is both my mission and my pleasure to bring you enough ineffectual info to inoculate even the most insatiable of intellects. To alliterate further: I fully intend to cake the inside of your cranium with a calamitously clingy coat of completely crack-pot curios.
Whether grounded in my own life, in the lives of those around me, or in the lives of those separated from me by any more than two degrees (to I’m afraid a maximum of six as I do, after all, need to keep things manageable), all factoids will be reported with the utmost diligence and veracity.
The Daily Transient aspires to provide reportage of the utmost integrity. No detail will be pressed without scrutiny; no quote shall go unattributed; no leaf unturned and no voice unheard. As long as a story is worth writing, it shall be written honestly, with journalistic moral fortitude and with unwavering assiduity. If a story is not quite worth writing we [the editor(s)] feel it necessary to disclaim any responsibility for any fudging or industrious embellishment which may take place.
We are here for you, readers.
Yours,
Nathan George Charlton-Salwowski,
Editor-in-chief
The Daily Transient 